After effects of “ Valentines Day” in India : A serious study !

The  Valentine’s week is finally ending.  All those arousing flames of Love or lust, whatever might be the feelings, finally cools down. Whole word has witnessed some after effects of Valentines day as well. Our Market insiders have pinpointed some of the vulnerable post valentine trends in near future. 

Ultimate business gainers  on this week are, Chocolate producers, Rose, and flowers, Resorts, Hotel  and  dinner party organizers. All Beer and alcohol companies were the biggest gainers post valentine day.

In all these market scenarios, biggest looser is being not the “ Single “ ones who remained single on that day, But “ Taken” ones who broke-up on this special occasion. Since they lost everything, all their savings and five year planning time to woo that girl.

  1. ” Single” vs ” Taken” Ones : who is the ultimate survival ?

“ Single” ones are feeling annoyed by “ Taken” ones. “ Taken “ ones have lost their bank balances in a single day. Now “ Taken” ones have started hitting the doors of “ Single” ones for budget issues for the next two weeks or until next salary credit. Our Insiders also searched for those ” Taken ” Ones who lived  and presented all sorts of gifts on ” Credits” , who vanished without a trace. Thanks to hefty gifts, presents, throw away dinners and 5 digit hotel Bills. 

Graph and survey results credit “NASBL” : ” National Agency for Single Bachelor loosers” 

This national agency works for the upliftment of single persons, who are bachelors and among the top  most loosers in the world.



  1. “ Single “ -> “ Taken” -> “ Break-up” -> “ Single” :Cycle of  ” Valentine’s day”

People in these categories who don’t wish to share their intricate relationships, credited more than their lifetime investment in break-up celebrations such that even bankrupt Pingfisher airlines could resume their flight services.

     

 

Graph and survey results credit “NASBL” : ” National Agency for Single Bachelor loosers” 

This national agency works for the upliftment of single persons, who are bachelors and among the top  most loosers in the world.

Most of the hospitals are also witnessing raising numbers of food poisoning, and kitchen accidents just a day after valentines day. Most of the victims are bachelors in the mid 20s. Doctor ascertains the reason to bachelor way of cooking. However, our insider could smell the foul-play!



  1. “ Expectations for “ Perfect winking” as per the guidelines given by the “ National crush of India-2018” –> Main reason for Break-ups !

Even some cute girls  also witnessed breakups since all their boyfriends want perfect winks  as shown by “ National Crush Of India-2018” .

Spectacle wearing girls also expressed their difficulties as how to wink in the spectacle, as their eyeliners hardly visible through spectacle. They could wink, but go unnoticed.

Many Breakups are also reported for profound, life-threatening reasons such as for not paying a bill or unable to wink or hug or kiss as per the guidelines.

Market Insiders : Corner wala Uncle, Baju ka Kirane wala Bhaiya and Samne ki gar wali Gossip Aunti.

                                                                                                                                                B.A.Patil

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